Do you ever watch a scary insect movie in which the insects have become mutated and evil and start killing everyone? Do you secretly wish you were there, fighting the good fight, killing every bug in your path because deep down you hate those little pests with a fiery hot passion of a thousand suns? Between you and me, using a pistol just doesn’t cut it in the real world, so you might have to resort to other types of weaponry to battle your pest nightmare. Don’t worry, you’ll get those suckers.

The first weapon of choice doesn’t involve your insect problem, but takes care of another problem that has been plaguing your house: snap traps! Sure, your house will look like a battleground in the rodent war, but it’s worth it to get rid of those little critters, right? Bugs that mobilize on the ground, on the other hand, can’t withstand the power of another trap: the sticky trap. This will locate and trap the infantry infestation that is trying to take control of the ground. For the air strike that is afflicting you, try using light traps for flies and other such bugs, and pheromone traps for your clothes moths and meal moths. And if all else fails to rid you of your pest invasion, use the classic vacuum or fly swatter to rid you of your troubles.

Sure, it’s a little gruesome, but who doesn’t enjoy a good bug hunt? It’s instinctive, so don’t feel bad. Besides, if you don’t handle your infestation, you’ll soon find that the pests have executed their own little D-Day on your home, better known as “B-Day” in the bug world.